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Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 1,850 / 1,880
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Flash Reviews: 255
Music Reviews: 10
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Hi and welcome to the 6th edition of ToughWalk. In this walkthrough, we shall be talking about Escape Pico's Mansion, a point'n'click adventure game by 14hourlunchbreak.
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Here is a list of medals and how to get them:
MONEY MAKER
Worth: 10 points.
Description: Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
How to get it: Well, as the description suggests, you are going to waste 10 minutes on this. First, when you get to a space where you see a painting, click on it and a safe box will appear. Click on it or whatever and you'll have to input a code. The code is 8259. Do this 10 times and you get the medal.
THE SECRET ROOM
Worth: 10 points.
Description: Find the Secret Room.
How to get it: This is one of the more simple ones. While browsing through the mansion, you will come across a door leading north (one of the many). If you don't know which door, then just check out every door that takes you north. Well, one of the doors will lead you to a kind of library thing, where there will be a big bookshelf. On this bookshelf, there is a pink colored book. Click on it, and you have the medal. REMEMBER TO GET THE TURTLE TOO!
DIE
Worth: 25 points.
Description: Really? That's even possible?
How to get it: While you're still in the library, go to the room where Darnell is. Behind him, there will be a brightly colored candy. Click it and then follow the dialogue boxes until you die. Bang, medal get.
MASTER THIEF
Worth: 25 points.
Description: Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
How to get it: Well, if you got MONEY MAKER, you automatically get this one too, so... yeah.
GLUTTONY
Worth: 50 points.
Description: Get all the candy.
How to get it: For this one I have found a glitch. You have to go to the library I presented in the THE SECRET ROOM, get the turtle that resides in the secret room and give it to Darnell. Just do this 7 times and you should be given the medal.
ESCAPE!
Worth: 100 points.
Description: You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!
How to get it: After getting GLUTTONY, simply to get the farthest west point on the map and, give the candy to the knight, see the knight transform and then get out. Cha-ching, 100 pointer bagged.
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Well, 18th of October is my birhday. That's now! And I'm not gonna get that computer I wanted, instead some skate shoes and some games. Well, meh.
I invited my friends to play paintball and it was fucking awesome, only that I got hit in the neck and now it looks like I have a nipple on my neck (of sorts).
I am on Facebook, Twitter and Newgrounds. Mmmmyeah.
I played CoD2 and realised it's just an old piece of gay shit.
I also won't be able to spend so much time on NG anymore as I have to go to school, so I can't get medals/review/vote/post as much as I would have wanted to.
Thanks all for reading, if you did. If you didn't, fuck you.
Also, me:

I simply can't take my Mac anymore. It's really gay. The only fucking games that I can play are fucking Warcraft and Quake. Seriously, I'm a teenager and I need to play games. Fuck.
A friend of mine has an Alienware computah, and it's really awesome, it's filled with games and all the other pleasures of a Windows: emulators, cheat engine, free game torrents etc.
I started browsing and I came across the perfect gaming laptop anyone could EVER want.
The M17x by Alienware. It's simply amazing. A huge fucking screen, incredible definition, huge storage space and everything, absolutely EVERYTHING a guy could ever want.
But there are some complications ...
My parents say that I'm addicted to computers. I think it might be true, but I'm not really sure. They say I should go out more and stuff like that, but I'm 13 and going out isn't really that much of an option now. God, I just want them to understand that I really want this laptop for my birthday which is coming up.
Another problem would be the price. It's quite high and I don't really know if my parents will agree to buy one for me when they see the huge fucking price tag. *sobs*
Now I feel depressed, excited, sad and jellyous. I'm jellyous because I'm watching unboxing videos on YouTube.
Fuck.

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Hi and welcome to the fifth edition of ToughWalk walkthroughs. In this walkthrough, we shall be talking about Another Small Favor.
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I know you guys just want to get the medals, so here I'll write exactly what you should do in order to get 100% completion. Sounds good, eh? Well read on:
First Screen
You just need to pick up the package, then leave.
Forest
1. Click on the gate at the background.
2. Click on the door.
Forest City
1. Go to the pub
2. Open your inventory, then select the scanner
3. Rake the screen with the scanner to find the parasite
4. Go to the fashion district
5. Speak with the tailor
6. Go to the favor hub
7. Speak with the retired favor collector to get a shield
8. Go to the slug farm
9. Click on the furry snail to get an application
10. Go to the medical tent
11. Speak with the doctor
Forest
1. Go to the right.
2. Pick up the purple rose.
3. Use the energy shield.
4. Go right again.
5. Fire right after the pig hunter fired.
6. Follow him to the right.
7. Shoot again when he is defenseless.
8. Leave the forest.
(You should have a head injury.)
The Hills
1. Use the application on the old man.
2. Use the purple rose on the old man to get the membership.
3. Pick up the rightest blue flower at the background.
Forest City
1. Go to the slug farm.
2. Use the membership on the farmer to get a furry snail.
3. Go to the trade center.
4. Use your cigar on the trade-o-matic.
5. Pick up the slingshot.
6.If you are lucky, there is a pebble on the screen.
7. If there's no pebble, the go out to the forest and find one.
8. Go to the fashion district.
9. Use the furry snail on the tailor (you can give him the green scarf from the trade center too).
10. Open the inventory and select the slingshot.
11. Shoot down the mayor with the sling.
12. Pick up the key.
Forest
1. Go always right, while picking up pebbles (you need 4 of them).
2. Speak with the man dressed as blue teddy bear.
3. Use the key on him.
4. Shoot down four rabbits and/or birds with the SLINGSHOT, then bick up their bodies.
5. You need 4 animals, so if you dont have them, go to find some more pebbles.
Scavenger Village:
1. Trade the four animals for the bungee cord, the hat, the bowling ball and the pole.
Forest City
1. Go to the trade center.
2. Trade the hat and the bowling ball for the seat and the glue paper.
The Scratching Trees
1. Click on the pole.
The Spider's Lair
1. Use the glue paper on the web.
2. Kill the spider with your pistol.
3. Holster your weapon.
4. Click on the cat.
Forest city
1. Go to the medical tent.
2. Use the blue flower on the doctor.
3. Go to the inventory, an use up your new favor.
4. Speak with the doctor to treat your head injury.
5. Pick up the Teddy Bear.
6. Go to the fashion district.
7. Use the teddy bear on the tailor.
The Great Chasm
1. Use the pole, the seat, and the bungee cord on the broken catapult.
2. You can use the catapult to fly over the chasm.
3. Use the mask.
4. Click on the elevator.
5. Click on the ladder.
6. Go to Mr. Personality's office.
7. Click on the tent.
8. Go to soldier's section.
9. Use your favor from the cats.
10. Try to shoot down the guard.
11. Use your favor from the favor collector.
12. Shoot down the guard.
13. Talk to the traitor.
14. Shoot him down.
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Now you should have all the medals, nice and tidy. If you want to thank me, ask me something or whatever, leave a comment or PM me.
Your own userpage.
You need one, don't you? Of course you do. You come here between medal gets, to check out on your points. You come here between BBS posting-sessions to simply check out your page. And you also come here to check if anything is new, even if you're about sure nothing really is.
Now, we'll brake up your page and see what it contains, ...mmkay?
Well, starting with the top, the first thing you'll see when you open your page is the...
HEADER
The header (banner, top graphic, etc.) can be absolutely anything you want it to be. From a drawing of your username (like mine), to a monkey.
To edit your header, go to this page here and upload what you want. Be wary though, it must be exactly 770 pixels wide, so make your choice wisely.
You should also know that the header is usually the first thing people see when they come across your page, so a pic of your dog might do, but it surely won't impress.
*NOTE: There is no pre-set header. If you don't upload one, you won't see any graphic, so be sure to upload. Either use the link, or My Account>Account Configuration>User Page Header.
Now that we've got the header covered, let's move on down lower to your...
PROFILE IMAGE
The profile image... Well, it's exactly what you would expect it to be. An image. Nothing more, nothing less.
If you want your page to look stylish and sexy, try to match the theme of your banner to the theme of your profile image. That should leave an impression...
You can edit your profile image here or by going to My Account>Account Configuration>User Images.
Anyway, there's not very much to talk about the profile image, so we'll carry on to the...
RIGHT PART OF THE SCREEN
Yeah, yeah, laugh all you want, but I couldn't find a better name for it. It's simply the right part of the screen. It's also the best part of the page. More smaller modules fill up this part, making the user page what it is today. Here you can show off you medals, brag about your new shoes, showcase your new flash etc. And one of the best parts is that you can arrange the modules to suit your taste.
It's a big column, but we can split it up in more smaller chapters:
1. Recent Medals.
This little module is perhaps one of the most used ones. It shows everyone your hard-earned medals. What are medals, you say? Well, medals are some small virtual tokens that you collect from some games (full list of games with medals here), and that give you, erm, absolutely nothing except pride and bragging rights. Yet it is quite fun to collect them, I suggest doing something more constructive.
Although, if you really want to get those good-for-nuthin' points, I searched for some medal walkthroughs and found this one to be the best one. It even updates it's walkthroughs!
2. Latest News.
This is clearly the most used module of the column. Here you post everything you want other people to know about. For example, you can post pics of your new PS3, of your cat or of your neighbour's daughter naked.
While you can also do that, it's *ahem* main reason is to be used by flash artists to inform their fans about their projects and upcoming stuff.
Some people use it to make medal guides, write stories or even guides like what I'm writing now ;-). Whatever you choose to do with this, make sure people like reading it!
3. Favorite Movies/Games/Audio/Art.
Well, as you might expect this shows everybody your tastes. If you like stickman fighting *lol*, you can put the best ones you can find in your favorites. So you can put your favourite flash movies and games, now you should see some audio submissions. Some are really cool and if you find some that rock, you should showcase them on your favorites!
By far though, the best looking favorite module is the Favorite Art one. It displays art very nicely and gives people a good glimpse of what they're about to see. Again, depending on your tastes, you show people what you like and what you don't.
To configure you favorite flash movies and games, here.
To configure your favorite audio, here.
To configure your favorite art, here.
That shouldn't have been very hard to understand, eh?
4. Latest Audio/Flash/Art.
Hehe... A lot of users do not have these modules, and you know why they never get them? Because they suck at everything! Now you wouldn't want to be one of them, eh? GOOD. So to get these modules and fill 'em, you're gonna need Adobe Flash CS3 or CS4, and Adobe Photoshop. Photoshop is very good for making and editing art pieces and stuff, while Flash CS3 is THE tool for making flash movies and games. You can get them free from the Adobe website for 30 days, but here's a link for aspiring flash games & movie artists.
Phew... Now that we got that done, we move to the left over to the very small box called...
CONTACT INFO
A lot of people have some stuff here... Like their website, their AOL name and stuff like that. I personally don't. You can choose to put a quite some stuff in there, but I assure you that almost nobody will click it. So it's kinda useless :3.
And now that we're done with that stupid box, we're going lower to the last box of the guide...
NEWGROUNDS STATS
Yeah. Here and in the Recent Medals box lie bragging rights. Here people can see your level, aura, rank, blams, saves, rank #, whistle status, exp. points, exp. rank #, voting power, BBS posts, flash reviews, music reviews, trophies and stickers.
So, the more posts on the BBS you have, the more awesome you are. The same goes for reviews, levels, ranks and whistle status. The more goldy and shiny you are, the better.
Some people like to have their whistle status down to Rubbish (a zombie-green color with cracks all over it.). While it does look cool, it reduces your chances of getting to the Diety whistle rank, so I suggest you don't get it.
Remember to beef up all those numbers! (Reviews, Blams, Saves, Posts, Exp. Points)
Thank you for reading. If you have any questions, please send them to me by PM of comment. I wrote this for iCurrie. Thanks again.
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No more ToughWalk...
First of all, I don't think I'll continue doing ToughWalk. It just seems I don't get enough attention, and I feel like I was doing it for nothing. That feeling sucks, and so I decided to quit it. If you want me to make more, tell me. If I get some people to convince me to make more, I probably will.
Flash? Yeah, trying.
In even other news, but not less important of course, I started my flash "apprenticeship". I got the program, the preloaders, the everything. I made some stuff, but it got blammed, meaning that it sucked. So I started working on a hentai gallery. I got the pics, made the buttons, did the shit, but, using AS3 in CS4 I can't get to write actionscript on a button. It says "the current selection can not have actions applied to it". If you have encountered this error and got passed it, please tell me how you did it, and fast, because I have 18 days of free CS4 left.
Gamer, too.
In other info, because nothing is new, I want you guys to know that I play World of Warcraft and on the PSN. My WoW character's name is Makhjin on the Jaedenar realm (EU). On the Playstation Network, my username is UnreaK745 and I mainly play Killzone 2 online and Skate 2, but now I'm more concentrated on WoW.
Skateboarding. Awesome.
Also, I skateboard. I have recently encountered a problem though... You know, I used to master the ollie. I could do it very high and it looked awesome, but I couldn't do it in motion. Anyway, I didn't skate for 1 month or so, and now when I started skating again, to my huge amazement, I couldn't ollie anymore. You can imagine my immense shock when I realised. The problem seems to be that I send my front foot flying up very high, still sliding on the board like it's supposed to, and the board starts spinning like in a heelflip. Another problem is that my back foot doesn't seem to want to stay on the board, it just sits there like an asshole on the ground... The motherfucker.
Anyway, if you could recommend some techniques or just tell me your favorite skate brand, I'd highly appreciate it.
I think that would be it. Here's a link to the ToughWalk walkthroughs. link.
Here's the awesome Jizz in My Pants vid. I just thought you guys'd like it. You know ye do.
ToughWalk #4 The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 3 Walkthrough
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Hi and welcome to the fourth edition of ToughWalk. In this episode, we shall be talking about The Several Journeys of Reemus: Chapter 3.
This is a game by Zeebarf, Mitch Bowden and the legendary negativeONE.
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The Story
It seems that this game is a continuation of an already existing series. I'm going to tell you the story of THIS game and not of the series.
The story is that a larva thing that lived on a meteorite crashes on earth and starts eating animals, then people and then becomes a menace. Anyway, you are either Reemus or Liam (a blue bear, so fking cute <3), and you have to make your way through some stages.
The Gameplay
*ahem* You can play as either Reemus or Liam, and you can change who you play with immediately. It's a point and click adventure game, where stuff is getting very repetitive sometimes. You have to make your way through different stages, each being a bit harder than the previous. The game isn't very easy, but a good gamer can beat it without breaking a sweat. Yes, motherfuckers, we're getting to the good part.
The Medals and How to Get Them
THE PASSION OF THE EXTERMINATOR
Worth: 50 Points
Description: Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Hints: Well if you want to do this, I'll explain it to you.
1. In the first scene, pick Reemus and go and find a sturdy stick.
2.Then do the stuff with Liam, make the floating log, save the roach etc.
3.When you get to the next stage, pick Reemus (making sure he still has the sturdy stick) and click the roach. And ye done.
4. If you don't get it, just do everything like in the first vid, but before saving the roach, select Reemus and grab a wooden stick from the first stage, then click on the Roach in the second.
PATH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
Worth: 50 Points
Description: Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Hints: I got you something very useful. A video that will explain everything. Ain't I a fucking hero?
PATH OF AGGRESION
Worth: 50 Points
Description: Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Hints: Guess what? Another motherfucking video. w000t. With three 0s.
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Per total, this game offers 150 Points that come from 3 Medals. Kinda crappy overall.
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Hi and welcome to the third edition of ToughWalk. In this walkthrough we'll be talking about the Notepad Drawing Collab 09, a submiossion made by many artists, so I think it's not necessary to include all their names.
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The Story
There isn't really a story to this, it's just a collab made up by the guys from the art forums.
The Gameplay
The gameplay is quite easy to understand. You just flick through the pictures and look at what you like. You're probably interested in the medals, we're getting there.
The Medals and How to Get Them
ARTIST
Worth: 5 Points
Description: View "ALL" the drawings in the collab.
Hint: Just look through the pics. Don't do this at too high speed because it won't work, I've tried it.
HARRAH
Worth: 10 Points
Description: Discover HarraH's psychotic, psychedelic easter egg.
Hint: To get this you have to go to page 45. After you do that, click on the top of the worm's face and helmet.
SUCHO
Worth: 25 Points
Description: AARGH
Hint: I don't know why they put such and idiotic description... Anyway, to get this you have to go to the 41st picture, and click right where the two back come together.
BIGJONNY-13
Worth: 50 Points
Description: Twice the raping power.
Hint: This medal is unlockable by going to page 27, and clicking in the middle of the uncolored fist.
AUSTIN
Worth: 100 Points
Description: SuperFlyCat
Hint: To get the most point-worthy medal in the game you have to go to page 8 and click on the face of the person on the right side.
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In total, this game offers 190 Points that come from 5 Medals in total.
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I haven't really found a video of this game, I'll try to make one myself, but until then, goodbye and stay tuned for the next episode of ToughWalk.
Comment and PM if you can.

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Hi and welcome to the second edition of ToughWalk! Today we will be talking about Dynamic Systems, a game by LorenzGames.
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The Story
As you might have figured out until now, this game doesn't really have a story.
The Gameplay
The gameplay is quite easy to understand, but I'll still explain it to you:
Your goal is to get that shiny metal ball into the that rusty metal cup. Sounds easy, but if you want to get all the medals, it ain't.
Medals and How to Get Them
FAIL A LEVEL
Worth: 5 Points
Description: Failure doesn't stop me.
Hints: You don't really need help on this one, do you?
PLAY A CUSTOM LEVEL
Worth: 10 Points
Description: Systems Designer.
Hints: Just create a stupid and easy level where the balls falls and hits the cup without you having to do anything.
For all the other medals, I found it quite hard to post exact and accurate explanations in text, so this video I scavenged will probably help you more. Enjoy, comment, PM and stay tuned for the 3rd edition of the ToughWalk walkthroughs! (I lol'd at the music)

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Hi, and welcome to the first edition of ToughWalk. In this walkthrough we will be talking about Castle Crashing The Beard, link here, a flash game submitted by BoMToons, Stephen Colie and Luis.
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The Story
Well, the story isn't really that obvious, but you can figure out that your goal is to kill Tom Fulp's beard and implicitly, kill Tom too. You play as one of the Castle Crashers characters.
The Gameplay
The gameplay is quite simple, you are placed in a small, 2D map and tasked to kill Tom. You attack with the A key and move with the arrow keys. You can hold down the A key to launch a magic attack.
There are 5 experience levels to the game. Experience is earned by hitting Tom or hitting one of the few gravestones conveniently placed near you. For each level, you have a special Castle Crasher and a different weapon. These are as follows:
Lvl 1: Blueish Castle Crasher - toilet plunger.
Lvl 2: Green Castle Crasher - mace thing.
Lvl 3 Red Castle Crasher - sweet axe.
Lvl 4 Yellow Castle Crasher - spear.
Lvl 5 Pink Castle Crasher - candy thing.
Medals and How to Get'em
WHISKERED AWAY
Worth: 5 Points
Description: Level Up once.
Hints: Well, this is really easy, you just have to level up. If you needed help on this, you probably are retarded.
FABOLOUS!
Worth: 25 Points
Description: Reach the maxed out level.
Hints: For this one, you have to set your goal on hitting stuff, especially tombstones and Tom. Your goal here is not to kill Tom. NO. It might help you if you manage to get 'bout 3 graves next to each other and start clobbering them, but WATCH OUT, the graves disapear if you hit them further than the edge of the map, and there isn't any way to get them back.
GRAVEN IMAGE
Worth: 25 Points
Description: Win without hitting a gravestone.
Hints: This one is quite easy if you're not stupid. You just have to keep as away from he graves as possible. Don't go near them. At all.
POWER RAZOR
Worth: 25 Points
Description: Win without losing a life.
Hints: This one was the hardest to get. You have to be extremely cautious, do NOT let that beard hit you, that means that if you see him sticking his tongue out, GET AWAY. A helpful hint might be that if you want to avoid the falling bread, your best bet is to stay under a grass ledge thing and move away when the bread falls from it.
THE FAST AND THE FURRIEST
Worth: 25 Points
Description: Defeat the Beard in less than 4 minutes. (8160 frames)
Hints:I got this one when I first finished the game, so I don't think it's going to be much of a problem, but if it is, I suggest you focus everything on the attack part. Remember, you have to get the combos going.
BEAT TO A FULP
Worth: 50 Points
Description: Defeat The Beard.
Hints:You could use the hints provided up there. This is the second simplest medal to get, and the good part is that it offers 50 points. Watch out, because if you haven't noticed, Tom goes undead after you kill him and you have to kill him again.
The Videos
Here's a quick run-through played by Coaly:
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